What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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