we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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