i love accidental penises.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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