that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Floor bacon is actually really good
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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