hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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