A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
this just has baby written all over it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
