He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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