get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I could fuck to npr.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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