U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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