HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
