You really coming over, don't trick.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
