Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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