Me. At least after what I've been through.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Let's paint friendship bongs
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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