You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
