Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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