just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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