Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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