okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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