I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
