You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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