I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Randomize
