And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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