do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Randomize
