I'm jealous of your bromance
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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