well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
