No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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