I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
