I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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