dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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