: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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