You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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