just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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