the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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