wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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