never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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