plz talk dirty to me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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