Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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