Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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