Can Purell be used as lube?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Someone shattered a urinal.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
