Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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