That's intense
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Shame is for Republicans.
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