Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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