Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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