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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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