I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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