U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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