it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so let's talk penis.
The best revenge is premature balding
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
