i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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