do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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