We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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