Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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