I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
