i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my poor anus
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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