brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
kristin has been a bad kristin
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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