my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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