some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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