at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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