what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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